Alright, so if I see ANYONE taking a piss about Tina and Ray dating, or if I see any “I fucking knew it, they’re assholes for lying to us for so long” I will fucking find you and I will destroy you.

(Reblogged from krazygamenerd)

me at friends house

  • friend: so... what do u wanna do
  • me: idk its ur house
  • friend: idk ur the guest
  • me: idk its ur house
(Reblogged from voldemorts--nose)
  • person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
  • me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated
(Reblogged from voldemorts--nose)
  • Australian: making my way down town
  • Australian: walking fast
  • Magpie: aggressive bird noises
  • Australian: walking faster
(Reblogged from whothehelliscrowley)


We’re adults and we get to decide what that means: The Home Depot Edition

(Reblogged from lostgirljesse)
  • *favourite character appears*
  • me: *delighted pterodactyl noises*
(Reblogged from reynoldswashburne)




Goat gives it all it’s got

goat: mwaahh

dude: aww, that’s so wimpy, come on, give it all you got! GO!


dude: yeaaah

this is so important

(Reblogged from fexualisnotonfire)


I really need to use more traditional media cause its really quite calming  


(Reblogged from burdge)


*clenches fists* i just want tattoos

(Source: aidn)

(Reblogged from fallloutbae)
You are made
out of comets
and stars.

Do not surround
yourself with those
that treat you like
dirt and dust.
(Reblogged from justnotlula-mae)