"maybe if i ignore my assignments they will magically go away" a college story“they didn’t” the riveting sequel
I love this post so much
(Source: tardismetotomorrowworld, via fortheloveofsharpies)
we were doing archery in gym and i said “little did you know, im the reincarnation of legolas” and then, without looking, i shot a bulls eye it was beautiful
officer come quick there’s been a robbery
don’t you mean a ro-bear-y
THAT IS THE CUTEST POLICE OFFICER LADY AND BEAR I HAVE EVER SEEN LOOK AT THEM THEY’RE ADORABLE.
(Source: tibets, via gooberfaces)