lance-the-kanto-dragon-master:
“ fromseveralroomsaway:
“ leannewoodfull:
“ lutefisktacoandbeer:
“ kittymudface:
“ It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s...

lance-the-kanto-dragon-master:

fromseveralroomsaway:

leannewoodfull:

lutefisktacoandbeer:

kittymudface:

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course). 
Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

Amazing.

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS CAT.

AND THE WAY IT NODS OMG

(Reblogged from spikesexual)

francheckmeout:

me in the kitchen

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snizabelle:

Garrus: Yeah so after you died I messed up my old job, my mom got a terminal illness and I went into a murderous depression spiral where I tried to emulate you but I’m a huge failure so I got all my friends killed and half my face blown off. But enough about me let’s go fight the collectors!!

Shepard: Oh my god are you okay

Garrus: *finger guns*

Shepard: ….Seriously are you oka-

Garrus: *finger guns more aggressively*

(Reblogged from snizabelle)

meivix:

red panda walk/run cycle for my animation class!! i wish i was a red panda………….

(Reblogged from cractasticdispatches)

joekewlio:

powerburial:

dirtbaby2016:

writing-prompt-s:

Ageing slows the greater your impact on history. Washington, Churchill, and Lincoln live well into their 200s, while figures such as Julius Caesar live for close to a thousand years. It is your 5000th birthday, and you look as young as you did on your 21st.

I walk outside and to a massive crowd cheering me on. “Happy 5000th to the creator of Meet n’ Fuck games” reads a giant banner.

a 30,000 year old minecraft youtuber hurls a javelin through your chest

Humanity has been extinct for millenia, but their impact is known across the universe. Their cities, landmarks, and statues strewn across nearly every planet in nearly every galaxy. The next to follow their footsteps do so with religious ferver, recording in exact detail the first before them. Almost half of their technology stems from learned human history. Their reverence for humanity’s history and knowledge leads them to pursue every last ounce. Finally, in a quiet planet in the middle of the universe, they find the last remnant of humanity, not lost to the abyss of time. Shockingly, he still lives. A tepid explorer walks forward, approaching what he belives is a god before him, and with a shaky grasp of English, greets themself.

The human does as well, then offers the group a deal on a remaster of “Skyrim”

(Reblogged from tattervulpine)

shubbabang:

everyone leave i want to be extroverted for a second

(Reblogged from afternoonapocalypse)

thebuttkingpost:

People are replicating the feeling of a Bethesda game IRL so well that I’m scared someone’s going to get caught clipped through the floor

(Reblogged from afternoonapocalypse)

red-hoocl:

“Don’t be what they made you.”

(Insp.)

(Reblogged from incomprehensiblelentils)
(Reblogged from tattervulpine)

mexicanheaux:

Sometimes u just gotta make yourself a quesadilla and move the fuck on

(Reblogged from joeba)